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My ex put a shotgun to my head and pulled the trigger. It misfired because I took a pin from it when he threatened before. But I still pissed myself.
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Though I am a married woman, at times I have a strong urge to be with another woman
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ahhaaaahaaaa...when i'm alone i'm the funniest person around...and i can sing too!...and who's that good looking guy in the mirror?...
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I'm 52, tired, and really just don't give a f*** anymore.
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My husbad has a blanket called "The Fuzz" that he's had since 2..it holds secret powers of making him well. He has to know where The Fuzz is all the time.
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