SSSHHHHHH, It's a secret, Don't tell. You can have your half of the Orange and Lick it too.

I sell "scooters" for the Obese and disabled, I think the Obese should be made to crawl on all fours like the animals they have become!

Yesterday, my wife and I went shopping for the first time together to buy panties for me.

my b/f has a very small penis!!

Me and my wife have been married for 32 years. The only thing we give one another on anniversaries is dirty looks.