Mary turns up in the strangest places.

When I was a kid, my babysitter molested me. When I was old enough, I married her. It's been a great 22 years!

I detest religious people who spank their children. The Bible even says to kill your children if they disobey (Deut 21:18-21). Why obey such obvious evil?

I dispise my wife for allowing herself to become so fat. I think of sex all the time, just not with her.

Im in love with the sweetest, kindest boy alive. I'm white and hes black. My parents would kill me if anything happened, but I just don't care anymore, hes mine