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I told my wife I got fired. I couldn't tell her I make 4 times more than her now. She might cut my throat... or hers!
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My wife thinks I love ketchup. I really don't. I just can't stand her food.
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I'm really 8 years older than I say I am.
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My worst secrets are the ones I keep from myself.
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When your mother was pregnant I wanted to abort you. But, without you in my life, I think I would be dead.
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