Even though I go to church each Sunday, I have absolutely no belief that any kind of a God exists, I go there because my wife feels its what families should do

I'm a very masculine guy with broad shoulders, tall and big.

I really get off when a woman uses a strap-on with me and calls me her slut.

My fiance irritates the shit out of me. I want to f*** every fine women I see. Even fat ones!

I like my dog better than my wife. I secretly hope that it kills the cats and she has a nervous breakdown and leaves me and the dog alone.

I tell myself life would be better with a boyfriend. But I'm just miserable when it comes down to it...