I drink heavily because I write speeches for politicians and captains of industry who are the worst kind of frauds and liars. Some nights I really hate myself.

you cheated.. I saw the txt messages and he bragged to our friends. You don't know this but I'm getting all the info to take your new life away from you.

I'm 43 and having regular sex with a 20 year old college girl. She's the barista in the coffee shop down the street. And I don't feel bad about it. At all.

This is a haunted house and I wish I lived there. No one knows that I believe in ghosts.

I hate my neighbors and wish they would drop off the face of the earth.