I like to smoke my Joye 510 while taking a dump. It's awesome.

I dream about making sweet lesbian love to Dita Von Tesse. She is so super sexy. Dita, I love you so much!!!

When I was 12 years old, my brother punched me in the shoulder really hard. I got back at him sliently by peeing on his tooth brush. Back at you fucker. LOL

I'm 24 years old, and I love to watch the movie "FernGully". It's just so damn enchanting.

I hate performing oral sex on men, but I love to give women oral. My boyfriend has no idea, and I will never tell him :)