i havent text anyone back all day because the only person i want to have a text from is you,saying you made a mistake.

I've been with my wife now for seven years and it only feels like 1 still. She never gets old and it is more interesting every day.

I think we could have had something great. It kills me that you waited so long to tell me how you really feel.

I can't believe they spelled your name wrong, that's what hurts the most. I miss you more every day. May you sleep with the angels.

I found out you’re cheating on me. I just rubbed the crotch of all your panties in Poison Ivy. You’ll think it’s a STD, and you won't tell me. I can’t wait!