I slept with my girlfriend's mom.

My husband came home at 2 in the morning. So, I silenced his alarm clock

I kicked a retarded kid in the nads for no reason as a kid. He didn't tell on me, even though he was smart enough to. He never told a soul and neither did I. I still admire him for it.

I told my husband he was my -first. I hope he never finds out, he was my twenty...-first.

I broke into a house when I was 18 and killed the dog to impress my friends. I still weep for him and cant forget.