Page 2Best of Secrets (Newest First)
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My wife doesn’t know but I smoke weed almost everyday. One time it stunk so bad my wife thought there was a dead mouse in the house.
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I haven't done a thing in a month. I wish my boss would figure it out already and save me the stress!
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I'm a workaholic because if I go home, I might become an acoholic
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I wish your kids were mine. I feel for them everytime the police pull up.
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I voted for the Iraq war but can't admit I want to take it back.
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