I use to be a swinger until I came home and found my x-husband in bed with another women without my knowledge. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I believe hairless cats are aliens.

I've always wanted to be a seamonster... lurking and scaring the shit out of people

Every time that I get in my car alone, I have to talk myself out of abandoning my husband and child.

Sometimes I like to stand in the shower with my clothes on and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.