To my aunts who think because I have money think I am obligated to you and you are a beneficiary. And now you bad mouth me to my mother? I hate being Jewish!!

we say we're bffs. i secretly love you, you may or may not love me too. i hope someday the situation is right and i can tell you. you make me feel so free!

My girl went to her parents, called me, and told me to leave after 3 years, over a nothing argument. I ejaculated in her bubble bath ~20 times while moving out.

My boss really needs to be on medication... one more outburst directed towards me and I may just tell her ... fucking douchebag miserable bitch

My friend is addicted to tuna. I'm so scared she's gonna turn into one!! what should I do??? HELP!