I always assume I'm smarter than people I'm talking too.

I sit in my house and when I feel safe I try to appreciate it as much as possible, because if someone attacked me there, I know i'd never feel like that again.

I make you mad on purpose because it makes you look so cute!!! Besides, it's better when you're mad :)

I told my husband he was my -first. I hope he never finds out, he was my twenty...-first.

I slept with my girlfriend's mom.