There are more women than men in the world. I'm afraid I will be one of those extra women that never finds anyone.

I like to fart in empty aisles in the supermarket!!

I like to dress up as a Hersheys kiss and tell people to eat me.

I like to undress in front of an open window and hope a peeping tom is watching.

My brother died 4yrs ago. His ashes were scattered in SF Bay. Every year on the anniversary of his death I dream of jumping off the bridge to join him.