I sing to my cat everyday. I even made up his own personal song.

I cheated on my husband and had a lover.
My lover left but I'd rather feel the bittersweet pain of him leaving than the void
of everyday life with my spouse.

I live in a state of constant sexual arousal.

I needed the money so bad I sold my virginity for 150$ at the age of 14 so I could buy food for the rest of my family. I've never had sex since.

The only reason I broke up with you three years ago was because i was playing T.O.D with a girl and found out I'm a lesbian.