I have the American dream, and I hate my life

I wish I would of just let you leave instead of doing what I did in front of you, but you hurt me so bad. I'm so sorry

When I am at a museum I am tempted to knock over the Greek/Roman statues, half are broken anyways and there are only so many disembodied heads you can look at!

i hate your family. They are the most vile, disgusting people. Tell them to flush their shitty toilet paper instead of leaving it shit side up in my wastebasket

You were my last chance to have one. I secretly hope that we can still have a baby together. Even though we're only friends. I hope he/she gets your eyes.