A girl kicked my ass a few days ago...I was caught by surprise when I was insanely turned on from the first punch she threw to my gut. I want more.

I love my home and adore my kids, but hate my wife. The thought of leaving breaks my heart. I made a mistake getting married. I am dead inside.

Sometimes I feel on top of the world, other times I feel down. As long as I have cartoon theme songs, nothing can stand in my way!

I decided to close my social media accounts and leave the internet for the autistic retards,socially deprived, and the crazy people. Goodbye losers!! LOL

I want you to propose...