She could have died. None of you cared. Secret is I am stronger than any of you, all of you combined and we deserve more than your constant disregard.

Sometimes I envy those who have already lived their lives and have passed on.

My cat "Lil' Payne" has a conspiracy theory problem. He thinks the government is after him and that our trailer is bugged by the FBI and CIA. What should I do?

If I get my hands on the punk bitch who tried to run my daughter off the road yesterday, I will teach him a lesson he will never forget.

you say I'm too tight and you don't want to hurt me but I'm tired of your excuses. I'll find myself a real man who can love me right.