You didn't tell me you had herpes until you infected me. I stayed too long because I thought no one else would ever want me. I found someone amazing anyway.

You have your dreams. I have mine. I'm getting out of this town before I die in it. Please come with me. There are better places to be.

My parents were never there for me growing up, so I let 80's television raise me. It hasn't worked out because real life isn't like television.

This woman (my mom) calls me an unfit parent. My boys are still in my care. She got 4/5 of her kids taken away including me. Who's really the unfit parent??

After making my childhood so miserable, I'm glad to see you're single, fat, and have the same haircut as my in-laws shih tzu.