You took everything from me in your meth addiction. The house, the savings, the checking. I wish you would put your .38 and just end it.

My wife thinks I am having an affair because we aren’t having sex. She won’t believe me that I am just not that interested in sex, with her or any other woman.

I go in our restaurant's storeroom and cut really stinky-ass farts, then hide until the towel-head chef comes in. He gets so pissed off.

My husband cheated on me with a girl from his past, and expect me to be okay with it. Im not, and next time I see her, Im going to kill her..Im not kidding.

I am SO hoping the economy improves so miniskirts come back in style next spring.