I am almost 30 years old and still LOVE to watch old episodes of the simpsons on DVD - I have the entire 18 season set (the older ones are better than the new)

I just REALLY like to smoke pot.

You favor my brother and treat me like a leper. I hate you and the b**** you married after mom. I wish she had died months ago. I will dance on both your graves

I have kissed girls in front of my husband and we loved it! It makes us both hot! We want a threesome with another woman. Shhh! Don't tell my kids or family!

Eventually I hope I can find the Right Boy For me and we'll love eachother forever<3
Then we'll grow old and only remember our good times<3