Mom never knew that as young as I could remember,I used to stand by the road & think of throwing myself under the cars to avoid going home to the daily beatings

You complained about how I dusted your desk. So I poured pee on your comp chair and silver polish in your plant. Never bitch about the cleaning lady.

my knight every day thinks i will leave him for a evil king never would i leave, i would die before i leave my knight, even if he is rusty and old

I hate it when you get black out drunk in front of my family. So last night I pushed you down the stairs, and told you that you fell this morning.

Religion is the biggest hoax ever perpetuated on mankind. And, mankind did it to itself.