I Secretly Have sex with my grandmas couch while she is not home.

I’ve never “loved” any real person. I’m terrified that if I ever do find “that person” from my dreams in the real world, he will want nothing to do with me.

I still have yet to tell my parent that I'm a lesbian, even though I've told everyone else in my family. My dad would hate me, and my mom would just freak out.

I only date unattractive and/or chubby women, because they are better in bed and are low maintenance.

My wife made me stop smoking weed when she found out. I've come to realize I enjoy being high more than I enjoy being with her.