If you piss me off again I will kill your ego by telling you that I cheated on you multiple times with my ex. He was smaller and better.

I keep myself in amazing shape just for the power trip of shooting down attractive/ successful men , while dating ugly losers who know they can't do any better.

I let my step father rape me to protect my sister from him. Seeing how she lives her life now, I think I made a mistake.

I was deeply depressed and suicidal until the age of 24. At 38 I have the most incredible friends, and life...I came SO close to not being here...it's chilling.

My roommate was jacking my pot, so I jacked his bike and sold it. Karma, realigned.