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My girlfriend broke up with me when she realised she was gay. I'm still friends with her and her life partner. It sucks though
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I don't have the heart to tell my mom she bought an ugly shirt a while back. She loves it. :(
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I am harder on one of my step daughters than I am my other kids. Sometimes I wish her mom would pull her head out of her ass so she could go live with her.
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I'm sorry, but I borrowed your toothbrush. I figured it was better than having bad breath.
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Once they had two or three, how did they ever find enough time alone to make more?
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