I am happily married to a wonderful woman who loves Mario Kart as much as I do. We want to have hot sex while we play and come together.

It was love at first sight, but I was driving. I thought I would lose her forever. So... I bumped her!

I have a crush on my physical therapist, she is smoking hot, and did I mention I'm a girl?

I kicked you to the curb, hoping you'd break your additions to alcohol, nicotine and narcissism...But how do *I* break my addition to YOU?

I'm afraid of being abandoned...thanks mom and dad. He loves me but I know that if you could leave me, so could he.....