I love being around children and I get along with them very well, but there is no way in hell I am having one of my own.

I really want to have sex with a hot amputee woman.

I'm done with therapy and trying to do better and be healthy. It's time for me to start treating people like the pieces of shit they are and have some fun.

At 13 and asked you to start putting on clothes around the house. You said, "It's my house - I'll walk around the way I please." It screwed me up for life.

I need to get laid.