Page 1067Best of secrets (Newest First)
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I have more conversations in my head than I do in the real world.
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When I look through the Facebook page of girls, i instantly click one titled summer.
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I run my own business with my wife. I wish I could fire her. She hinders way more than she helps. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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People who have trouble putting furniture from IKEA together, are stupid.
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People at work think I drink smoothies to be healthy. I drink them because they hide the smell of rum on my breath.
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