Page 1068Best of secrets (Newest First)
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If you're facebook pics are close ups or of your kids, I assume your ugly and fat.
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My wife doesn't like eating at new places. I buy gift cards for those places and tell her they were gifts from work.
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You've been in my life for 10 years. We've never been able to meet in person. I can't help but feel like in 4 months I'll be meeting my prince charming
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I left you,You didn't care.Let me say, I am the happiest I have ever been without you.Every day the alcohol brings you closer to death.Glad I don't have to see
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Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast to remind myself I'm an adult and can do whatever I want.
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