I wish I could put my mother-in-law on an ice floe and watch her float away. She is the most rotten person I've ever known.

I kicked you to the curb, hoping you'd break your additions to alcohol, nicotine and narcissism...But how do *I* break my addition to YOU?

I secretly hate your family because every time you hit me, they act like it's no big deal. And I hate you for hitting me in the first place.

I caught my girlfriend cheating after she came home with rug burns on here knees, the end of a 7 year relationship.

I have a crush on my physical therapist, she is smoking hot, and did I mention I'm a girl?