Whenever I'm sad you dance and hold hands with me and skip. You always sing little boxes to me in french. Your the best mother I ever hand and your my principle

We steal the lighters that the teachers confescate from other student right off their desk.

When I found out you raped me when i was 5, the worst part is that you never said you didn't do it

I hate humans with a huge passion.

Met you 27 years ago. Thought you were the out of my league. (and str8) You asked me to marry you last week. (YES!) Bracing myself to tell my mormon family.