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As sure as flies were once maggots, politicians were once lawyers.
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I once thought love was a simple and easy thing, I've since discovered it's quite the opposite. lucky me...
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I'm done with therapy and trying to do better and be healthy. It's time for me to start treating people like the pieces of shit they are and have some fun.
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I really want to have sex with a hot amputee woman.
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I finally divorced my wife because she gained 200 lbs after having our son. She refused to lose the weight and I didn't want to have sex with her anymore.
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